JOHN
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scorn their style? Well, they're your feet. In Vog
we trust, all others scram, We are the cure for
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Champion of independent style, And even Open
Source Footwear - John's influence is everywhere.
Your Fluevogs cast Angelic love (on Earth, dude,
as it is Above). Wear boring shoes? No 'Voggin'
way! Don't Delay - Fluevog Today! |
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